Battle of I-Won’t-Budge – Crop Sweatshirt

Description

“Alright, cheeky monkeys, listen up! 🐒

Introducing the “”Feeling Fleece-y, Might Delete Later”” Cropped Sweatshirt. Forget diamond rings and ex-lovers’ apologies—nothing says ‘I love me’ like draping yourself in the soft embrace of this cheeky little number. Fashionable? Check. Comfy? Hell yeah. Mildly inappropriate for grandma’s Sunday brunch? You betcha.

Sexy Specs:

-Made with 52% airlume combed and whispered-sweet-nothings-into cotton. The rest? Oh, just a sinful 48% poly fleece.
-It’s a thicc 6.5 oz/yd² (220.39 g/m²). That’s right, more cushion for the, well, you know.
-Sports a ribbed crew neckline that’s perfect for those sultry collarbone selfies.
-Dropped shoulders: Because, darling, we’re too fabulous for things like ‘responsibility’ and ‘posture.’
-A cropped body that’s as raw as your sense of humor and as short as your patience for BS.
-Side-seamed, because no one likes a wonky fit. We’ve all had enough bad dates.

Disclaimer: If it seems like this sweatshirt is flirting with you… it probably is.

From the land of Nicaragua, this seductive sweatshirt is begging to be added to your wardrobe. Why? Because fabulousness shouldn’t be limited. Go on, get it. It’s calling your name. Probably in a Barry White voice. 🎤🔥🍷🍫🍓”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!