Adolf Benito Zedong

I run a tight U-boat around here, folks. I'm a literal dictator, but without the funds for a funny outfit or mustache. When it comes to operations, I require perfection. Even when I get it, perfection isn't perfect enough. Nothing is good enough for me! 

This website is the best of the best, and I won't hear a word otherwise. We sell products that support shit I don't care about, we have forums that promote other shit I don't care about, and our blogs—What the fuck is a blog? Other websites? There will be no other websites once I'm done or else I'll shoot myself in a basement (allegedly). 

I'm a perfectionist, and I won't settle for anything less than the best except when it comes to my own personal flaws for which there are many that history will acknowledge when it no longer affects them.  I make sure everything runs smoothly around here, and if someone screws up the consequences are usually minor because of capitalism. 

Make the internet Zedong again!