Make History Great Again: The Trump Era in Review

Make History Great Again: The Trump Era in Review

In an epoch where the fate of democracy teetered on the edge of a tweet, the Trump era redefined political engagement with the subtlety of a chainsaw at a tea party. Wall Street Journal Opinion Columnist Peggy Noonan solemnly declared this period “a rollercoaster of emotions, akin to listening to the Devil go off in the middle of Mass.” Noonan’s research, based on extensive empirical analysis of caps lock usage in political discourse rather than any rigorous analysis using modern technology, suggests a direct correlation between uppercase tweets and national blood pressure spikes.

She Thinks She is

Dr. Jill Biden, the current first lady who earned her doctorate fair and square, stated in an interview, “The Trump administration was the golden age of satirical fodder, a period so charged with absurdity, even the facts needed a reality check.” According to Media Matters, 97.3% of political discussions during this era ended with someone dramatically claiming they could no longer even.

Was it Trump or Jill?

As we look back, it’s clear: to make history great again, we must all commit to overreacting to minor inconveniences with the same passion and fervor. Only then can we truly honor the legacy of the Trump era; an era that taught us the importance of taking everything, especially ourselves and geopolitics, a little less seriously. So next time your Wi-Fi falters, remember, it’s not just a connection issue; it’s an opportunity to practice your outraged face for the history books.