God is Real – Bubble-free stickers

Description

“Get ready to pimp out your gear with our ultra-seductive Kiss-Cut Stickers! Cut to any damn shape your wicked heart desires, these babies promise more action than a shady motel on a Friday night. 😘🍑

The deets you’re dying to know:

-They’re like the Swiss army knife of the sticker world: slinky, versatile, and oh-so-ready to peel.
-No order minimums. Whether you want a single fling or a full-blown orgy of stickers, we’ve got you covered.
-These stickers are more mysterious than your last Tinder date with that opacity. Nobody’s peeking through these!
-Made of vinyl so durable, they might outlast your next three relationships.
-Thickness? 95µ. Because size matters. 🍌

They come from Japan, because of course the land of wild anime and tentacle monsters would give us these!

For those who failed Sticker Application 101:

-Clean your surface, dirtbag! These stickers deserve better than your greasy laptop.
-Press that sticker down like you’re giving a sensual massage. Get all those naughty bubbles out! 🍾
-Commit! If you mess up the first stick, its clinginess decreases—kind of like your ex after you finally blocked them.
-Flat is where it’s at. Curves? Save ‘em for the beach!

PSA: These feisty things are pure white. You want transparent? Swipe left.

So, ready to spice things up? Let’s stick together! 😉🔥🎉”