PISR Logo – Unisex Long Sleeve Tee


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“Listen up, party pariahs and casual crusaders!

Introducing the Unisex “”Why Commit To Short Sleeves?”” Long Sleeve Tee. Got flabby biceps but killer forearms? Or maybe you’re just too edgy for mainstream short sleeves? This scandalous number’s got you covered—literally.

Whether you’re attempting to look respectable for your mom’s friend’s son’s bar mitzvah or heading to a questionable dive bar, this tee’s versatile as your relationship status after a few shots.

Dive into the saucy specs:

-100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton. Because your delicate skin deserves the best, even if your life choices don’t.
-Heather colors are like that mixed drink you had last night: 52% combed ring-spun cotton and 48% wild polyester.
-Athletic Heather and the mysterious Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester. For those days when you’re feeling 10% more athletic and 90% “”I just want pizza.””
-Fabric weight: Slightly more substantial than the weight of your responsibilities.
-32 singles. More singles than at your aunt’s matchmaking parties.
-Regular fit, just like how you fit in…nowhere.
-Side-seamed, because we love curves.
-Crew neck – nothing flashy, just like your ex.
-Coverstitched collar, for that touch of “”I’m trying.””
-2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs. It’s all about the girth, baby.
-Tear-away tag. So nobody knows where you got it. It’ll be our dirty secret.

Pssst, wanna know where we snatched this bad boy from? Nicaragua, Honduras, or just your plain ol’ US.

Grab it while you can still remember why you wanted it! Each piece is stitched together with love, humor, and just a pinch of inappropriateness. 😜👕🔥”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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