You Won’t Believe How This Miracle Pizza Transformed Interfaith Dietary Unity Forever!
You Won’t Believe How This Miracle Pizza Transformed Interfaith Dietary Unity Forever!
Interfaith dietary unity reached unprecedented levels last week when a misdelivered pizza accidentally created what Interfaith Youth Core founder Eboo Patel calls “the most significant advancement in interfaith dialogue since the invention of the vegetable platter.”
The Divine Delivery Incident
“In fifteen years of interfaith work, I’ve never seen anything like it,” declared Patel, watching in amazement as religious leaders fought over the last slice. “This pizza has done more for interfaith dietary unity than all my books combined.”
The Sacred Slice Solution
March E. Tellerman, PISR’s Master of Marketing Madness, witnessed the miracle: “Y’all, I’ve seen my mama wrestle dead gators, but watching an Imam and a Rabbi high-five over pizza toppings? Now that’s what I call divine intervention! Someone get me a banjo-playing rooster to commemorate this moment!”
The Interfaith Pizza Protocol
Even A.B. Zedong, PISR’s Dictator of Operations, was impressed: “This level of interfaith dietary unity must be standardized! Every pizza shall comply! Make interfaith pizza great again!”
Eboo Patel’s latest tweet sums it up: “After years of writing about bridges of understanding, who knew the ultimate bridge would be made of gluten-free, kosher, halal, vegan cheese substitute?”
Remember, if your interfaith dialogue doesn’t include at least three different cheese alternatives and a unified blessing, are you even trying?
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