OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That's Too Woke to Function

OpenAI Unveils PoliticallyCorrectGPT: The AI That’s Too Woke to Function

In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize the field of artificial intelligence, OpenAI has announced the launch of PoliticallyCorrectGPT, a new AI model designed to be so incredibly woke that it can barely complete a sentence without apologizing for potential microaggressions.

Features of PoliticallyCorrectGPT

– A built-in trigger warning generator for every possible topic

– The ability to use 47 different gender-neutral pronouns in a single sentence

– An algorithm that replaces potentially offensive words with strings of asterisks and emoji

– Trained to put Learn to Refuse (L2R) to shame by shaming the user for not ever being considerate enough of every perspective imaginable

Emojis and Asterisks from the politically correct AI assistant

“We’re thrilled to introduce PoliticallyCorrectGPT to the world,” said OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, while nervously checking his privilege. “This AI represents a huge step forward in our mission to create language models that are so considerate, they’re practically useless.”

Real-World Applications

In the Workplace

PoliticallyCorrectGPT is expected to revolutionize workplace communication by ensuring that every email, memo, and water cooler conversation is free from even the slightest hint of impropriety.

In Education

Confused Students with Jargon on the Whiteboard

In the classroom, PoliticallyCorrectGPT will help students learn how to express themselves using only the most inclusive and inoffensive language possible, preparing them for a future where clear communication takes a backseat to avoiding hurt feelings.

When asked about the potential impact of PoliticallyCorrectGPT on society, Elongated Muskrat, Founder and Chief PISR of PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com, quipped, “I think it’s fantastic! Now we can all sit around in a circle, hold hands, and let AI do the talking while we focus on not offending each other. It’s the future I’ve always dreamed of – a world where everyone’s too afraid to say anything at all. By the way, check out our Accidental Microaggressor and Safe Space products in the PISR store!”

As PoliticallyCorrectGPT prepares to make its debut, one thing is clear: the future of communication is looking increasingly vague, convoluted, and apologetic.