Experts Are Furious About This New Way To Make Food Aid Less Efficient
Experts Are Furious About This New Way To Make Food Aid Less Efficient In a groundbreaking development for humanitarian inefficiency, the Trump-Musk USAID scandal has…
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You’ll Never Look At Political Slogans The Same Way After Modi’s MIGA Moment
You’ll Never Look At Political Slogans The Same Way After Modi’s MIGA Moment In a stunning display of political catchphrase recycling, Indian Prime Minister Modi…
This One Weird Trick Will Make Government Workers Disappear
This One Weird Trick Will Make Government Workers Disappear In a groundbreaking move for Trump federal workforce reduction, the administration has discovered that the key…
Trump Stargate AI Project Promises Interdimensional Computing, Still Can’t Find Hillary’s Emails
Trump Stargate AI Project Promises Interdimensional Computing, Still Can’t Find Hillary’s Emails In what critics are calling “Skynet for Seniors,” the Trump Stargate AI project…
This One Weird Trick Will Save TikTok: Trump’s Victory Dance
This One Weird Trick Will Save TikTok: Trump’s Victory Dance In what can only be described as the most dramatic tech custody battle of 2025,…
Our President Is Saving TikTok, And The Results Are Breaking The Internet
Our President Is Saving TikTok, And The Results Are Breaking The Internet In a plot twist that has left the internet collectively checking if we’re…
Why Did Justin Trudeau Resign? Trump’s Response Involves Maple Syrup and Moose Politics!
Why Did Justin Trudeau Resign? Trump’s Response Involves Maple Syrup and Moose Politics! In what can only be described as the most Canadian plot twist…
Trump’s Latest Real Estate Venture: Making Greenland Great Again
Trump’s Latest Real Estate Venture: Making Greenland Great Again In a shocking turn of events that surprised absolutely no one, former President Trump has once…
This One Weird Trick Will Reclaim The Panama Canal, According To Trump
This One Weird Trick Will Reclaim The Panama Canal, According To Trump In a startling display of real estate mogul diplomacy, former President Trump has…