Terms of Service

Updated 11.29.2023

 

Welcome to the website and services of Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility (“PISR”). By using our website, courses, forums, shop, toilets, or other offerings (collectively “Services”), you are officially a PISR! Congratulations on your status upgrade. You also agree to the following terms and conditions.

1. Acceptance of terms

1. Binding agreement: These Terms of Service constitute a legally binding agreement between you and Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility regarding use of PISR websites, TITbits, apps, courses, products, services, coaching, forums, shops, social media, and all related offerings (collectively “Services”). If you do not agree with these terms, fuck off. For all the dumbasses out there (and we know there are a lot!), fuck off means do not use our Services. Please and thank you!
2. Accepting terms: By accessing or using any PISR Services, registering an account, making a purchase, posting content, attending Sunday sermon at your local church, or clicking to accept, you agree to be legally bound by the following (collectively “Terms”):
   1. These Terms of Service
   2. The PISR Privacy Policy
   3. Any Service-specific rules, terms or conditions
3. Revision to Terms: As we are playing god (small g god… please don’t smite us big G God!), we may revise Terms at any time by updating this posting. Unless otherwise stated, revisions take effect immediately upon publication on Services. Your continued use of Services constitutes acceptance of revised Terms. You are expected to check this page from time to time for updates, otherwise we may sneak something in here and fuck up your whole day! Muahaha.
4. Eligibility: You must be at least 18 years old to use PISR Services. Big Brother is watching you!

2. Content guidelines

1. Our content: You will encounter humorous, satirical, lewd, lascivious, offensive, or provocative content when using the PISR Services. It’s inevitable. Grow a thicker skin to avoid directly exposing your nerves to the air and ether, dammit!
2. User content: Our Services allow you to post, upload, share, store, or otherwise provide textual, audio, visual, or other content (“User Content”). By submitting User Content, you grant PISR a perpetual, worldwide, non-exclusive license to reproduce, distribute, modify, display, store, and otherwise use your User Content within PISR Services. In other, less legal-jargony words, don’t post shit you don’t want us to exploit for our personal gain. Because we will exploit your creations for personal gain, just like pretty much every other company on this damned planet. 
3. Community standards: Do not upload or share User Content that:
   1. Infringes on intellectual property rights (AKA don’t post content you don’t own)
   2. Impersonates someone (unless you clearly cite your impersonation as parody, just like our fake staff)
   3. Is illegal or solicits illegal acts (we don’t make human laws, but we’re subject to them like everyone else)
   4. Invades personal privacy rights (do unto others as you would have them do unto you – unless you want people to do things to you such as being paraded around on a leash like a hyper-sexualized puppy dog… then, you may want to consider thinking about the meaning of other people’s privacy as separate from your own whims and kinks)
4. Removal process: We reserve the right to remove or disable access to User Content that we determine violates these Terms or Community Standards for any reason without notice. We may take reasonable steps to inform the uploading user prior to removal when appropriate, but are under no obligation to do so because we’re the fuckin’ man and we wrote these Terms of Service. If you don’t like it, create your own company, write your own Terms of Service, and take on the responsibility of being called the man by cry-babies.
5. Retention: PISR takes no responsibility for the backup, storage, or deletion of User Content. We may retain cached, archived, or backup copies as required for legal compliance, internal operations, or personal and perverse purposes. (Our trusty attorney advised me to note that we definitely don’t keep your content for our own perverse purposes… that’s satire, you dumbasses!)
6. Ownership: You retain ownership rights to original User Content under applicable intellectual property laws. However, by uploading, you grant us rights to license the shit out of your original User Content within PISR Services as detailed in Section 2.1.

3. Service use

1. Service changes
   1. Service evolution: We are constantly innovating and adding new features to better serve our community, because if we don’t, we may lose your interest and therefor the money we can make off of your attention. In addition, we may modify, suspend, discontinue, remove, restrict, or terminate any aspect our Services (including availability of certain features or content) in whole or in part, either temporarily or permanently, at any time without notice, liability, or pouring a bucket of water over somnambulists to try and get them to wake the fuck up.
   2. New features & tools: New features, tools, or enhancements are added periodically, which may require you to agree to additional terms of service. You understand these additional features may collect different types or additional information from you to function effectively, but we promise we’ll never ask you to send us your pubes.
   3. Impact of revisions: Any revised terms associated with changes or additions to Services will become effective as described in Section 1.3 Revisions to Terms. By continuing to access or make use of impacted Services after revisions take effect, you expressly agree to be bound by all amended terms. To be honest, we’re not sure why this clause is here since we already stated the same sentiment via different words in Section 1.3, but we’re not attorneys so we let them handle the difficult choices.
2. Identity protection
   1. Anonymity and pseudonyms: You are not required to provide your real name or identity to access or contribute content on PISR Services. The use of pseudonyms, anonymous usernames, or other means to obscure or protect your identity (“Anonymous Personas”) is permitted and even encouraged. Fuck cancel culture!
   2. Restriction on attempting to identify: You may not attempt to ascertain the actual identity of any user through public records searches, web searches, background checks, capturing metadata, linking activity across multiple sites or services, or any other means without their consent. If you want to play Big Brother, create your own damn site.
   3. Support for anonymous speech: We acknowledge the importance of supporting anonymous speech related to our content and all User Content, as some of it is pretty fucked up even if it doesn’t violate our Terms. We will make reasonable efforts to contest legally invalid attempts to obtain identifying user information or restrict your First Amendment rights related to anonymous or pseudonymous activity on Services. But that means we need you to buy tons of shit from us so we have enough money to hire the attorneys that will keep your free/anonymous speech safe!
   4. Exceptions: We may be required by human law (not God’s law, because He alone will cause you to suffer for many of the same criminal activities written into human law) to provide identity information in response to court orders, subpoenas, warrants, or legitimate governmental inquiries supported by documentation of need related to matters of public safety, rule of law, or child protection. We reserve to right to comply with legally binding information requests related to threats, harm, or illegal activity originating from identifiable accounts. 
3.  Third-party interactions
   1. User responsibility: Our Services may contain links to third-party websites, platforms, or services not owned or controlled by PISR. We are not responsible for the availability, content, privacy policies, or practices of such external sites, so don’t bother us with their brokenness or you’ll subject yourself to Jeeves Askerman’s incompetence!
   2. Release of liability: You are fully responsible for use of any third-party services, software, or content accessed via our Services. You acknowledge there are risks associated with downloads, integrations, communications, sharing personal information, transactions, unprotected group sex, and all other interactions with external individuals and enTities during use of our Services or through third-party interfaces and orifices. You expressly waive and release PISR from any and all liability connected to dealings with outside parties.
   3. No endorsement: Any third-party services accessed via links on PISR are for informational, transactional, or other necessary service purposes only. Their inclusion does not constitute endorsement by PISR or indicate affiliation with the linked entity. You are solely responsible for exercising appropriate caution regarding identity verification, privacy protections, security, terms compliance, and legal compliance with respect to all third-party interactions. It sucks being responsible for your own actions, doesn’t it?!
   4. Recourse: For any disputes, problems, or STDs arising from third-party services you access through PISR platforms, you agree to pursue resolution directly with that service provider or your primary care physician without involving PISR. We cannot control and will not intervene in such external matters.
4.  No liability for satire
   1. Nature of content: PISR creates and curates humorous, satirical, ironic, and sarcastic content designed for social commentary, criticism, or parody. This involves exaggeration, inappropriate humor, and provocative viewpoints not intended to be factual news, advice, or morally exemplary. Learn to discern or burn in flames – it’s your life.
   2. Understanding content intent: You recognize content is not designed for strict accuracy or sound judgment purposes. We provide no guarantee all readers will comprehend satirical intentions underlying materials, as the average IQ of a human being is 100 lol. For all the imbeciles out there, we pray that you agree to access content with an appropriate sense of degree and context rather than absolutism. Also, stop cancelling people because of sound bites. K thx bye.
   3. Assumption of responsibilities: It is your responsibility to read content on Services carefully and completely to judge its entire scope before allowing it to inform opinions or decision-making. You assume full responsibility for choices and actions you make based on your personal analysis and interpretation. Choose wisely, you must, young padawan.
   4. Release of liability: You release PISR from all liability for harms or claims arising from or related to your poor life choices, socially inept behaviors, thoughtless actions, negative results, or any aspect of your life that may have been inspired or influenced by satirical content encountered on Services, whether directly or indirectly.

4. Commercial Terms

1. Purchases: The PISR website and Services may allow you to purchase physical goods, digital downloads, subscriptions, access passes, tickets to live events, or other products and services (“Purchases”). Besides your Purchase being badass and one-of-a-kind (except for everyone else who buys the same hilarious stuff on our site), all Purchases are also subject to the policies outlined below.
2. Payment: You agree to pay all fixed charges associated with your Purchases in full and on time. Valid payment forms include credit card, debit card, mobile payments, IOUs (if you run into Samantha Bankwoman Freed in person, that is) or other methods indicated. Payment processing is handled by third-party providers and subject to their additional terms of service.
3. Automatic renewals: Some Purchases such as subscriptions may automatically renew until you cancel. Details will be provided prior to purchase. You are responsible for reviewing renewal terms and managing subscriptions to avoid unwanted charges, as we sure as hell are not going to refund your subscription renewal fees simply because of your negligence. Gotta steal from the ignorant and give to our pockets, baby!
4. Order confirmation: Order confirmations contain details about your Purchase, such as items ordered, quantities, prices, payment status, subscriptions, expected delivery, causes supported, abortions funded (or avoided via bans… we pander to everyone!), or access timeline etc. You are responsible for reviewing confirmations for accuracy immediately upon receipt. Report any discrepancies to support within 7 days.
5. Taxes: As a trans-woman who identifies as dyslexic, I just read Taxes as Texas, then I thought it would be interesting enough for you to know how my self-diagnosed dyslexic brain works, so I wrote it down. Purchases may be subject to taxes based on goods type, service locations, shipping destinations, billing address, or other tax-triggering criteria. You assume complete liability for any applicable international, federal, state or local taxes associated with orders.
6. Shipping & delivery: Physical goods will be delivered to your chosen shipping address (we suggest you choose your place of residence) using our standard shipping option unless otherwise selected during checkout. We cannot guarantee transit times which depend on carrier and destination logistics, but all products are printed on-demand, so you’ll have to trade Amazon Prime-like quickness for the hilariousness our products embody. Claims related to item condition upon delivery must be reported to support with photographic (preferably Polaroid) evidence within 7 days of receiving the product.
7. Returns & refunds: If for any reason you are dissatisfied with purchased physical goods, that’s likely tough shit. Custom goods may have limited or no refund availability. In the unlikely event that the product you ordered is damaged (only 0.31% chance, Printful is just that amazing), please contact PISR support within 7 days of delivery to discuss available refund or return options per our policies. Subscriptions, digital goods, live event tickets, and services are generally not eligible for refund owing to instant delivery or experiential nature unless otherwise explicitly stated.

5. Disclaimers & Limitations of Liability

1. 1. Service disclaimer: Services are provided “AS IS” and “AS AVAILABLE” and “AS ABOVE, SO BELOW”. PISR makes no representations or warranties that Services will operate in an uninterrupted, timely, completely secure, or error-free manner (our Financial Controller taught us this nifty language). To the fullest extent permitted by law, PISR disclaims any implied or statutory warranties including warranties of fitness for a particular purpose, title, merchantability, and non-infringement regarding Services.
   2. Damage limitations: Under no circumstances shall PISR be liable for any indirect, incidental, upside down, special, slow, consequential, death-defying or exemplary damages arising from use of Services – including damages for loss of profits, data, use, reputation, tequila spilled on your laptop, or other losses.
   3. Damage caps: In jurisdictions where limitations of liability are permitted, PISR’s total liability related to provision of Services shall not exceed the total fees received from you specifically for the particular Service giving rise to claimed liability over the 12 months prior to first notice of the claim. Suck it, litigious assholes!

6. Indemnity & Governing Law

1. 1. Indemnification: Upon request, you agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless PISR and its affiliates, directors, officers, strippers, secret agents, stockholders, employees, AI personnel, goats, licensors, and agents from and against all complaints, charges, toe-stubbings, claims, proceedings, hair loss, fingernail biting, actual damages, losses, shattered dreams, liabilities, costs and expenses including reasonable attorneys’ fees arising from your violation of these Terms or applicable laws.
   2. Arbitration & venue: Any legal disputes or claims between the parties related to these Terms or Services that cannot be settled through customer support shall be submitted to binding arbitration administered by JAMS under its rules, procedures and fee schedule in effect at the time arbitration is demanded. All hearings shall take place in Sheridan, Wyoming, United States of America. Just know that our attorney and all staff are deaf, so you’ll need to find an arbitrator that knows sign language for the hearing – which means it really may be more of a movement… but that’s a bit convoluted… Hmm, what should we call it? Due to the highly important nature of this deliberation, we request that you email suggestions to Chief PISR Elongated Muskrat at [email protected].

×

Privacy Policy

Purpose of PISR’s Privacy Policy

Welcome to the Privacy Policy (“P.P.”) of Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility (“PISR”). PISR’s P.P. releases bodily fluids and describes the practices of PISR regarding the collection, use, sharing, and protection of the personal data, information, and urine samples of users who access our website, utilize our services, make purchases, or otherwise interact with us and our shenanigans.

 

This policy outlines the types of data we gather, how we use the data, who has access to the data, and the rights and choices available to users regarding our handling of their data (and their junk). This policy applies to all PISR platforms, services, applications, sites, features, and activities, including our website, blog, forums, e-commerce operations, and EdTech platform.

 

Summary of Key Privacy and Data Collection/Use Practices

We collect certain categories of personal data in order to provide and improve our services and user experience. So, if you’re not cool, please refrain from using our services because your data may worsen our services and user experience. The data we collect may include information like names, contact details, financial information, girth, cup size, account credentials, usage data, and other personal data provided by users.

 

We may use this data to create accounts, process orders, understand user behavior, provide customer service, send marketing communications that users can opt-out of, and operate our website, services, and features. Oh yeah, and to make enormous amounts of money.

 

We may share data with third-party service providers in order to provide our services, fulfill user requests, conduct analytics, comply with legal obligations, have a shitty story to tell over dinner, or prevent fraud and abuse on our platforms. We do not sell, trade, or gamble personal data with third parties.

 

Users have certain rights over their personal data as detailed in this policy. We aim to be transparent about our data practices and allow users control over their information, bodies, and babies. We understand that control over the latter two can create cognitive dissonances in idiots, for which we pray you find salvation or at least some minor form of solace through an arbitrary loophole.

Data We Collect

Categories of Personal Data Collected

The categories of personal data we collect may include:

• Contact details such as names, email addresses, phone numbers, license plates, and physical addresses
• Financial information such as payment card numbers, account details, social security numbers, and billing/shipping addresses
• Account credentials like usernames, passwords, retina scans (coming soon, maybe), and other login details
• Demographic data such as age, gender, location, profession, and degree of racism (we are the penultimate judges of what constitutes racism, IMHO)
• Interaction data such as comments, forum posts, website activity logs, engagement, marriage, and divorce analytics
• Communications like emails, live chat transcripts, morse code, and customer support tickets
• Transaction data from purchases, subscriptions, course enrollments, trans-action pornography, etc.
• Any other personal data and bodily fluids provided by users or collected in relation to creating accounts, utilizing services, or interacting with our platforms.

Categories of Non-Personal Data CollectedWe may also collect categories of data that do not allow direct identification of users, including:

• Aggregated usage statistics and analytics relating to site traffic, content views, average number of pizza slices eaten per meal, etc.
• Technical data transmitted by users’ browsers, such as IP addresses, device data, operating systems, grammatical correctness, and sentence structure
• General location data derived from IP addresses at state/city/neighborhood/house/room/chair level

Sources of Data CollectionThe sources we collect data from can include:

• Direct collection via forms, activity logs, apps, registration, orders, payment info submission, and toilets (for random/forced drug tests only – we’re not freaks)
• Indirect collection via tracking tools like cookies, cupcakes, web beacons
• Public sources such as social media APIs with appropriate permissions, soda cans thrown in the trash, etc.
• Third-party providers where required for providing services. But if you’re on your third party, you should probably get some sleep, bro
• Any other sources where users authorize or direct transmission of information or sexual diseases to us

How We Use Data

Purposes for Using Different Categories of Personal Data

The primary purposes for collecting and using personal data include the following:

• Create and manage user accounts and thoughts
• Process transactions such as orders, payments, refunds, and sexual reassignment surgeries
• Deliver products, services, content, pizza with your favorite toppings, and support requests
• Improve sexual performance, develop new features, analyze usage
• Prevent fraud, spam, abuse on our platforms, forest fires
• Comply with applicable laws, legal obligations, and self-appointed dictatorial authorities

The specific data, beta, theta, and zeta used to facilitate these purposes may include contact details, financial information, account credentials, demographic data, content/activity logs, communications, transaction details, and any other information associated with the provision of our services.

 

Marketing Communications

With the appropriate consent from users (consent is sexy, after all), where required, we may use contact details and account data to:

• Send email newsletters with updates, promotions, dick pics, and Walmart coupons
• Deliver targeted advertisements via email, third-party channels, or at the shooting range
• Notify users of new features based on activity history and the GPS trackers we install in your shoulder while you sleep

Analytics and Product Improvement

We may use data relating to browsing activities, usage statistics, purchases, sleep/wake cycles, and other interactions to:

• Conduct market research regarding the demand for services and dopaminergic pathway stimulation
• Better understand user needs, interests, and darkest desires
• Improve website navigation, performance, streaming-service suggestions (we may get sued if we cite exactly which one due to our strict unidirectional NDA… we were naive), and user experience
• Add new features, courses, and products that benefit users just enough that we can make money off of you

Legal Compliance

We may be required to use, retain, and disclose categories of personal, non-personal, and trans-personal (everything is trans nowadays, eh?) data to:

• Comply with applicable laws, regulations, court orders, and assholes
• Cooperate with regulators, law enforcement bodies, and the uncooperative
• Establish or exercise our legal rights, defend against perceived violations, and convince the government to put up a wall around our blessed country
• Investigate suspected breaches of policy, fraud, intellectual property infringements, and word-of-mouth commitments

How We Share Data

Categories of Third Parties Data is Shared With

We may disclose categories of user data and medical records to the following recipient types:

• Payment processors to facilitate transactions and wart removal
• Shipping providers to deliver orders and OTC medicine
• Cloud storage and service providers to store water vapor and information
• Marketing platforms to deliver communications and disco-ready shoes
• Analytics services to understand usage and your genetic code
• Legal and compliance consultants as required or maybe just for shits and giggles
• Government/public authorities/Manchurian candidates where legally mandated
• Any other third-party providers essential for our legitimate and illegitimate interests

Purposes of Sharing Data with Third Parties

We share user data with third parties and the Third Reich for specific purposes such as:

• Fulfilling orders, purchases, subscriptions, and destiny
• Providing customer service and saving our asses
• Sending marketing communications and gift baskets
• Conducting analytics to improve our platforms please der Führer
• Complying with applicable laws, legal obligations, and dictatorial decrees
• Preventing misuse of our platforms and infringement of other rights that are guaranteed for people who follow the law or pay for an attorney to make their would-be crimes go away

We limit disclosures to only data required for the specific purpose and have contractual safeguards to ensure data privacy is respected by recipients, at least in theory. We don’t have enough money or power to control their actions.

  

Sale or Trading of Personal Data

We do not sell, rent, trade, barter, or otherwise disclose personal data or usage habits of our users to any third parties for commercial gain without explicit consent.

Data Security

Technical Measures

The technical safeguards we implement to secure user data include:

• Encryption of sensitive data in transit, coffins, and at rest
• Regular malware scanning, virus protection systems, and face mask enforcement
• Firewalls, mouse traps, intrusion detection, data loss prevention controls
• Access controls, role-based permissions, and only hiring people with an IQ of 60 or less
• Secure coding practices for application development, fitted with self-destruct modes
• Confidentiality and Santa clauses in staff agreements

We continuously aim to strengthen controls around data security utilizing prudent industry standards and technologies, but we mostly just laugh at random shit so we very well could have made a mistake.

 

Breach Notification Procedures

In case of a data breach incident, we shall:

• Notify appropriate supervisory authorities per legal timelines, likely by yelling 
• Notify impacted individuals if mandated or prudent, likely by skywriting
• Offer mitigation services like credit monitoring if relevant and we feel like it

Third-Party Services

We conduct a symphony of due diligence around data security practices before utilizing third-party partners’ services.

Data Retention

General Retention Periods

We retain personal data for the minimum period necessary to fulfill the purposes outlined in this policy, probably most likely the same length as an extremely obese person with pitting edema retains water unless longer retention is required to meet legal obligations, resolve disputes/investigations, or because the obese person dies.

 

The criteria we use to determine retention periods include mandatory statutory requirements, BMI, limitation periods for legal claims, business needs, and expectations of our users.

 

Some general retention guidelines:

• Account information: Retained during active use of services and insufficient bank balance
• Transaction details: Retained as per statutory requirements and sexual transmutation
• Usage activity logs: Retained on a rolling basis as per industry standards and our interest in your behavior
• Communications: Retained short-term as per operational needs and because then we can train xAI more effectively
• Marketing: Consent-based retention per subscriber preferences and whatever is in season

Specific retention details can be provided upon request.

 

Criteria for Determining Retention Periods

The criteria used to determine retention periods for categories of personal data and compartmentalization of your worst memories include:

• Applicable laws mandating minimum retention requirements or ice-pick lobotomies
• Limitation periods for contractual disputes, legal claims, or trauma bonds
• Reasonable user expectations for accessibility of data and delusions of grandeur
• Necessity based on lawful business purposes, interests, and your temporary sanity/falsified contentment

Any retention beyond the time periods required for fulfilling initial purposes will only occur if justified for compatible further processing based on legitimate interests, user consent, or desire to help lost souls re-integrate into reality.

Additional Disclosures

Third-Party Links

Our website, services, and communications may contain links redirecting users to third-party websites that operate under their own terms, conditions, privacy policies, and free will.

 

We do not control the content or links appearing on these sites and shall not be responsible for any practices or decisions made by third-party websites. To maintain free will, we recommend users carefully review the privacy policies of any third-party site before disclosing personal data or using services offered outside our platforms and asking whether a potential partner has STDs before jumping into bed with them.

 

Use of Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We utilize cookie identifiers, web beacons, pixels, the geocaching app, and other tracking technologies on our website and other properties to collect general usage analytics, permit logins, detect errors, share information on crumpled pieces of paper, and gather demographic information. Cookies are essential for site functionality and do not store personal data or, unfortunately, chocolate chips.

 

Disabling cookies may impact user experience on the website and first dates with fat people.

 

International Data Transfers

As our operations are based in the United States, the personal data we gather may be routed internationally for processing or storage on our servers and systems. Where required by law, we have standard contractual clauses approved by the European Commission in place to allow the secure transfer of EU resident data outside the European Economic Area to places like Mars.

User Rights

Rights Under PISR’s P.P.

Under PISR’s P.P., users have certain rights with respect to personal data and safewords we collect, process, and agree upon before we get busy, subject to limitations as per applicable laws. These include rights to:

• Access personal data held about them and their dog
• Rectify/correct incomplete or inaccurate data or fake news (actually, all our news is fake, so whoever tried to slip that into PISR’s P.P. can go straight to jail)
• Delete personal data or restrict processing under certain circumstances we will not clearly define so as to remain intentionally ambiguous and confusing
• Object to the processing of personal data for legitimate reasons or illegitimate children (Hunter Biden, anyone?)
• Withdraw consent where consent is the basis of processing and sexual relations

Should users wish to exercise any of the above rights or have any grievances regarding data privacy, they can contact us via the information provided belown. But please don’t contact us. We don’t want to do real work.

 

How Users Can Exercise Their Rights

To submit a formal request regarding personal data rights or grievances under this policy or to just tell us to fuck off, users may contact us at:

 

Email: [email protected]

Customer Disservice Representative: Jeeves Askerman

 

We shall review all legitimate requests and provide a formal response via users’ preferred mode of communication within 3 calendar years at maximum as per legal mandates. Additional identity verification procedures may be undertaken prior to responding in case of access, deletion, or similar rights-based requests.

Policy Updates

Notification Procedures

We reserve the right to amend our P.P. at any time in order to address our incorrect sex assigned at birth (lol), future developments of our business, changes to industry or legal trends, new processing activities, or any other changes as deemed necessary by us.

 

Significant changes increasing data processing or that can negatively impact user rights shall be clearly notified to users by email in advance of the change taking effect or a swift kick in the nuts after the change takes effect. Minor changes for legal clarity or readability may be made without separate user notification or genital pain.

 

Users can view our latest P.P. on our website at any time, uncensored and uncut. Continued use of our services after policy amendments implies acknowledgment and acceptance of the revised terms. Continuing use of our services after viewing our latest P.P. implies perverted kinks in your character.

 

User Options and Recourse

In case of dissatisfaction with an update to PISR’s P.P., affected users may:

• Get a fucking life. Seriously, you only have so much time on this earth, so spend it wisely and stop complaining about other people – especially when they want to spend their time doing awesome shit like using PISR
• Contact us requesting reinstatement of previous policy terms, to which we will say no
• Find a service with a different P.P. to play with
• Exercise data erasure, restriction of processing rights per current policy terms, or whatever we feel like since we can rewrite our policy at any time
• Withdraw consent for optional processing activities or sexual relations
• Close user account/unsubscribe from services and imbalanced friendships

If users do not agree with the amended policy terms, they should refrain from further usage of our platforms. We do not pander to anyone.

×