Jeeves Askerman Biography
If you have a question, I have an answer. The Answer is usually go to FAQ page. If that's not sufficient, talk to a bot for a half hour before giving up and accepting that the world is a chaotic place and most answers come from within or from Wikipedia.
Jeeves Askerman Contact Information
-
Email
[email protected]
Professional Experience
-
Customer Service Representative
Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility | 2023 - Present
- I am the first point of contact for any website visitor having an existential crisis. And let me tell you, it's always chaos here.
- My key responsibility is making sure the FAQ page and chatbot get the respect they deserve.
- One time, I accidentally solved a customer's problem. It was terrible.
-
Chatbot Trainer
RealUnhelpful AI | 2017 - 2023
- Trained chatbots to master the art of being technically correct yet entirely unhelpful.
- Co-authored the book "101 ways to deflect a question without the customer realizing it".
Education
-
Bachelor of Arts in Indifference
University of Apathy | 2013 - 2017
Skills
-
Excellent at redirecting customers.
-
Masterful use of chatbots.
-
Familiarity with FAQ page construction.
-
Ability to keep cool under pressure. (I mean, it's not like it's my problem)
-
Unmatched indifference to customer complaints.
Hobbies
-
Crashing parties.
-
Forgetting names.
-
Smoking weed.
References
-
Refer to the FAQ page.