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Jeeves Askerman

Customer Disservice

Jeeves Askerman Biography

If you have a question, I have an answer. The Answer is usually go to FAQ page. If that's not sufficient, talk to a bot for a half hour before giving up and accepting that the world is a chaotic place and most answers come from within or from Wikipedia.

Jeeves Askerman Contact Information

Professional Experience

  1. Customer Service Representative

    Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility | 2023 - Present

    • I am the first point of contact for any website visitor having an existential crisis. And let me tell you, it's always chaos here.
    • My key responsibility is making sure the FAQ page and chatbot get the respect they deserve.
    • One time, I accidentally solved a customer's problem. It was terrible.
  2. Chatbot Trainer

    RealUnhelpful AI | 2017 - 2023

    • Trained chatbots to master the art of being technically correct yet entirely unhelpful.
    • Co-authored the book "101 ways to deflect a question without the customer realizing it".

Education

  • Bachelor of Arts in Indifference

    University of Apathy | 2013 - 2017

Skills

  • Excellent at redirecting customers.

  • Masterful use of chatbots.

  • Familiarity with FAQ page construction.

  • Ability to keep cool under pressure. (I mean, it's not like it's my problem)

  • Unmatched indifference to customer complaints.

Hobbies

  • Crashing parties.

  • Forgetting names.

  • Smoking weed.

References

  • Refer to the FAQ page.