Description
“Ready to slather yourself in some slippery sass? Drench yourself in this shamelessly hydrating hand and body lotion. It’s like giving your skin a boozy cocktail but without the regret. Let its warmth seduce your senses, and its earthly fragrance whisper sweet nothings in your ears (well, not really, but it smells friggin’ fantastic!).
Deets (because you asked, cheeky monkey 🙈):
-Size? A generous 9.8 fl. oz (Enough to rub-a-dub-dub).
-Made with 99% stuff Mother Nature approves of (the other 1%? Our lil’ secret 😉).
-COSMOS NATURAL? Certified by some fancy ECOCERT folks.
-Sinful sweet scent, as if Mother Nature herself flirted with you.
-Vegan, ’cause animals are for petting, not for lotion-ing.
-Handy dandy pump for those ‘easy access’ moments.
-Made in Latvia, probably by elves or something.
Shower before using, you filthy animals. Slap it on clean skin (or whatever you consider clean). Test a lil’ bit before drowning in it, ’cause skin tantrums ain’t sexy. 😜
Ingredients? Mostly greeny, earthy things you can’t pronounce (but trust us, they’re good). But seriously: Aqua/Water, Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil*, Polyglyceryl-6 Stearate, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glycerin**, Theobroma Cacao (Cocoa) Seed Butter*, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter*, Isoamyl Laurate, Sodium PCA, Parfum/Fragrance, Polyglyceryl-6 Behenate, Palmitic Acid, Stearic Acid, Benzyl Alcohol, Xanthan Gum, Cellulose, Sorbus Aucuparia (Rowan) Fruit Extract*, Hippophae Rhamnoides (Sea Buckthorn) Fruit Extract*, Rubus Chamaemorus (Cloudberry) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Lactic Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Sodium Phytate, Tocopherol, Linalool***, Limonene***, Benzyl Salicylate**.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**Made using organic ingredients
***From natural essential oils
Order away! Single? Bulk? We don’t judge. 💃🕺
P.S. Product made on demand, like your late-night snack cravings. 🍕🍩”
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