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Our Team

Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility

Elongated-Muskrat

Weird and Rich as Fuck. World Record Holder for deflowering in space.

March-E.-Tellerman

Vast knowledge of animals and drug use. Likes banjos.

Adam-Smith-Marks

(Mal)functioning alcoholic. Actually kinda funny.

Samantha-Bankwoman-Freed

Boring. That’s it. Just really boring. And sleepy.

Steve-Allen

Proud to be a Stereotypical American. Hates his wife.

Jeff-Pesos

Sales Guru. Loves money. Prick.

Junior-Management-Sr.-

Walking Oedipus Complex. Inevitable HR liability.

Edward-Ubermensch

German as fuck. Uses own blood as ink.

Max-Perkins

Generally likable.

Roy-Moss

Doomsday prepper. Recluse. Probably fucks livestock.

Alexa-Moss

Under qualified. Only person in the company who actually works.

Peter-Peterson

Definitely not Spider-Man.

Maiden-India

Hates men. No reason.

Pho-King-Am-Phu

Limited English. Limited common sense. Model employee.

Adolf-Benito-Zedong

Has tenure to prevent a potential career in politics.

Guru-Og-Tritium-Upscaled

High as a kite. The reason Tuxedo basketball shorts exist.