LinkedIn Kicked Us Off Before We Launched!

LinkedIn Kicked Us Off Before We Launched!

In an unexpected twist reminiscent of a plot from a whimsical novel, all of our staff (i.e., of Politically Incorrect Social Responsibility) found ourselves ousted from LinkedIn before our site’s virtual grand opening. (This part is actually true; it’s not satire.)

Elongated Muskrat, our platform’s founder and Chief PISR, expressed his disbelief: “It was like telling a group of librarians at a strip club they were in the wrong place. LinkedIn just couldn’t comprehend the unconventional genius of our content.”

It is Great content

Planned to be a digital space where satire and reflection coexisted, our personnel’s dismissal from LinkedIn became a part of our company’s unconventional narrative. “We were like a cat trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish,” Muskrat said, summarizing the absurdity of the situation. “Our content was meant to be thought-provoking and chuckle-inducing, but it seems LinkedIn prefers a more straightforward and boring approach.”

Do Good at PISR

Undaunted by this initial setback, our team remains committed to carving out our niche in the digital world. Muskrat remains optimistic: “Hilariously, LinkedIn left our business page up [this part is also not satire; go ahead, look us up!], we just can’t access it because they deleted all our personnel’s accounts.

We urge every single person on LinkedIn to follow our business page so we can have the most followed canceled company on the platform!”