Musk Space Invasion Thwarted by Politically Incorrect Card Game

Musk Space Invasion Thwarted by Politically Incorrect Card Game

In a twist that not even the most outrageous Cards Against Humanity combination could predict, the irreverent card game company has become Earth’s unlikely defender against Elon Musk’s latest space invasion attempt. The Musk space invasion, cleverly disguised as a land dispute in Texas, has been met with a $15 million lawsuit and a barrage of politically incorrect retorts.

Cards Against Humanity: Earth’s Unexpected Last Line of Defense

As SpaceX allegedly trespassed on Cards Against Humanity’s anti-border wall property, the card game company has taken up arms in the form of legal documents and witty press releases. “We always knew our cards were powerful, but we never expected them to repel alien invaders,” quipped a Cards Against Humanity spokesperson, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of being abducted by Musk’s Martian minions.

SpaceX’s Galactic Land Grab: A New Frontier in Real Estate

Musk’s attempt to use the Texas property for SpaceX operations has been seen by many as a dry run for future Martian colonization. “If Musk can’t even negotiate with a card game company, how does he expect to deal with potential Martian real estate agents?” wondered political analyst Dr. Serious McThoughtful.

The $15 Million “Go Back to Mars” Fund

Cards Against Humanity is seeking $15 million in damages, which they claim will be used to repair the land and fund a new expansion pack titled “Elon Musk’s Failed Earth Invasion.” When asked for comment, Elon Musk tweeted, “Cards Against Humanity? More like Cards Against Progress! #MarsOrBust”

In a surprising turn of events, Elongated Muskrat, Founder and Chief PISR of PoliticallyIncorrectSocialResponsibility.com, weighed in on the dispute: “As a fellow visionary and definitely-not-Elon-Musk person, I think we should solve this the old-fashioned way – with a game of Cards Against Humanity. Winner gets the land, loser has to colonize Mars… wearing a ‘I Love Earth’ t-shirt.”

As the legal battle unfolds, one thing is clear: in the game of galactic real estate, a sense of humor might just be the most powerful weapon against any Musk space invasion.