AI ETF Investors Eagerly Await Their Imminent Robot Overlords

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In a stunning display of herd mentality and FOMO (fear of missing out), investors are pouring billions into AI-themed ETFs in hopes of catching the next big thing. These starry-eyed dreamers seem convinced that AI will soon solve all of humanity’s problems, while conveniently ignoring the potential for our new robot overlords to enslave us all.

Nvidia: The Kingpin of the AI Revolution

Leading the charge is Nvidia, whose stock price has skyrocketed thanks to its AI chips being hailed as the “gold standard.” Investors are falling over themselves to buy into ETFs that promise to deliver twice the daily return of Nvidia shares. After all, who wouldn’t want to double down on a company that’s paving the way for Skynet?

A Diverse Array of AI-Themed ETFs

But wait, there’s more! For those who prefer a more diversified approach to ushering in the robopocalypse, there are now a dizzying array of AI-themed ETFs to choose from. Whether you’re into robotics, sound generation, or just want a grab bag of the biggest AI winners, there’s an ETF for you.

As one excited investor gushed, “I can’t wait to tell my grandkids about how I helped fund the AI that eventually replaced them in the workforce and made them obsolete!”

Is AI Just Another Bubble Waiting to Burst?

Of course, some party poopers are questioning whether this AI fervor is just another bubble, like the dotcom boom or the electric vehicle craze. They point to the parabolic moves in shares of companies like Super Micro Computer as evidence of irrational exuberance.

But who cares about fundamentals when there’s money to be made? As one ETF manager put it, “Sure, some of these companies may fizzle out, but that’s a problem for future me. Right now, I’m riding this AI wave all the way to the bank!”

The Search for the Next Nvidia

Meanwhile, investors are scouring the landscape for the next Nvidia, with analysts at Morgan Stanley helpfully providing a list of 480 individual stocks that may benefit from AI. Apparently, even Walmart and Caterpillar are poised to cash in on the AI gold rush. Who knew that robot greeters and autonomous excavators were the future?

In the end, it seems that investors are more than happy to welcome their new AI overlords, as long as they can make a quick buck in the process. So go ahead and pile into those AI ETFs – just don’t come crying to us when the robots take over and enslave humanity. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!