Body-Count – Large Tote Bag

Description

“Introducing the tote-ally audacious, ‘Too-Hot-to-Handle’ Large Tote Bag! 🌶️ Planning a saucy weekend getaway or a scandalously short trip to the store? Either way, we’ve got your rear covered (or uncovered, we don’t judge)! 🍑😉

-Made of 100% unadulterated, polyester sin. 😈
-Got some weighty secrets? US: 7.22 oz/yd², EU: 6.64 oz/yd² – heavy, like your questionable life choices.
-Can handle up to 44lbs of your darkest desires… or groceries.
-Roomy enough to carry 4.4 US gallons of regret (or wine, we recommend wine 🍷).
-Sneaky inside pocket for those ‘not-so-PG’ trinkets.
-Crafted by our in-house cabal of slightly deranged, yet skilled elves.
-Handles sturdy enough for your most ‘enthusiastic’ shopping sprees.
-Radiant colors that last longer than your last fling.
-One scandalous size to fit all your misdemeanors.
-Even Mother Earth gets some lovin’ – OEKO-TEX 100 certified. 🌍❤️

Contains bits and bobs from places you probably can’t pronounce (hint: China).

Order now, and create a ruckus wherever you go! 😜👜🔥

On demand, just like your love life’s dramas. And remember, no strings attached! 😉🎉”””

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!