Description
“Introducing the tote-ally audacious, ‘Too-Hot-to-Handle’ Large Tote Bag! 🌶️ Planning a saucy weekend getaway or a scandalously short trip to the store? Either way, we’ve got your rear covered (or uncovered, we don’t judge)! 🍑😉
-Made of 100% unadulterated, polyester sin. 😈
-Got some weighty secrets? US: 7.22 oz/yd², EU: 6.64 oz/yd² – heavy, like your questionable life choices.
-Can handle up to 44lbs of your darkest desires… or groceries.
-Roomy enough to carry 4.4 US gallons of regret (or wine, we recommend wine 🍷).
-Sneaky inside pocket for those ‘not-so-PG’ trinkets.
-Crafted by our in-house cabal of slightly deranged, yet skilled elves.
-Handles sturdy enough for your most ‘enthusiastic’ shopping sprees.
-Radiant colors that last longer than your last fling.
-One scandalous size to fit all your misdemeanors.
-Even Mother Earth gets some lovin’ – OEKO-TEX 100 certified. 🌍❤️
Contains bits and bobs from places you probably can’t pronounce (hint: China).
Order now, and create a ruckus wherever you go! 😜👜🔥
On demand, just like your love life’s dramas. And remember, no strings attached! 😉🎉”””
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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