Description
“Ever craved an accessory that screams, ‘I’ve got the personality of a rockstar and the common sense of a rubber duck’? Well, your oddly specific prayers have been answered!
Feast your eyes on our ‘Do-Whatever-the-Hell-You-Want-With-It’ All-Over Print Bandana. Want it as a headband while channelling your inner pirate? Done! 🏴☠️ A sexy necktie for that hot date at the local taco stand? Sure! 🌮 Or perhaps a sassy scarf for Mr. Whiskers, your temperamental feline overlord? Meow, right on! 😼
Here’s the sauce on this spicy number:
-Made from 65% recycled polyester (saving one plastic bottle at a time) and 35% extra sass.
-So light and breezy, it might just float away on your overinflated ego.
-The kind of breathable that’ll save your sweaty noggin on a hot day.
-Double-folded edges – because we believe in double the fun and zero fraying.
-A single-sided print, ’cause sometimes less is… less.
-UPF50+ protection. That’s right, it’s basically sunblock for your noggin or wherever you choose to wrap it!
I-t’s got all the certified goodness from OEKO-TEX and GRS. If you don’t know what that means, join the club. We just nod and say it sounds damn impressive.
Heads-up for the tiny tyrants in your life: The kiddie size won’t fit an adult noggin, even if you swear you have the brain of a toddler. Check the size, and don’t be that guy. 😜
This wicked piece of cloth magic is whipped up on demand. Zero minimums, but a gazillion maximum laughs. 🤘😂”
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