PISR Logo – Laptop Sleeve

Description

“Strutting around with your precious tech-nudity? 😏 Cover that bad boy up with our scandalously snug laptop condom—I mean, sleeve! Avoid those embarrassing scratches and keep it all smooth and sexy with a padding so plush, it’ll feel like a cuddle from your questionable Tinder date. And inside? Oh, it’s all faux fur, baby—because your laptop deserves a sultry inner sanctum. 😘

-Material? 100% unadulterated, kinky neoprene.
-For the 13″ tease: 6.49 oz, and the more voluptuous 15″: 8.8 oz. Size does matter, after all. 😉
-Fear not, our sleeves can handle your messy spills – resistant to tears, fears, beers, and seers.
-Tighter than your skinny jeans after a buffet. 🍔👖
-Inner faux fur for when your laptop’s feeling frisky.
-Zip it up or down with our top-loading, double-slider zipper (because two is always better than one! 😜)
-Extra-padded zipper binding for your… protection.
-Flashy front for showing off; solid black rear for that mysterious allure.

Contains mysterious bits from the land of dragons, also known as China.

Fits most 13″” and 15″” laptops. If it doesn’t fit, you must acquit… or just check our size guide.

Order now and give your laptop the sultry embrace it never knew it needed! 🖤🔥😉

Made on-demand, because we know you love the thrill of anticipation!”