PISR Logo – Tough Case for iPhone®

Description

“Are your drunken escapades often accompanied by the sickening sound of a phone hitting the pavement? Or maybe you’ve perfected the art of the ‘text-while-walking-and-inevitably-collide-with-a-lamppost’ maneuver? We’ve got the beefy bodyguard your iPhone’s been seductively winking at from across the bar. 😜🍺

Meet the Tough Case – or as we like to call it, the ‘No Regrets after Tequila Shots’ guardian:

-A rock-hard polycarbonate exterior to deflect those wild throws.
-Inner liner of thermoplastic polyurethane TPU, which sounds scientific because it bloody well is.
-Dual-layer protection; because everyone loves a double-decker.
-Ports so perfectly aligned, even your life can’t compare.
-Induction charging compatible, because wires are SO last season.
-Sassy designable edges for when your phone needs that extra OOMPH! 💅
-Finishes in either sultry matte or provocative gloss.

Conceived by the tech wizards of Korea.

Warnings:

Beware of dousing it in your weekend vodka; the design may just run faster than your ex did. And, unless you fancy a vintage yellow, keep it out of the sun!

IMPORTANT: Much like that shady bar downtown, this case is exclusive. Available in the US, Canada, Europe, UK, Australia, and New Zealand ONLY. Ensure your clientele knows, or face their wine-fueled wrath! 🍷🌍

iPhone® is the sultry trademark of Apple Inc., etched in the annals of U.S. and various global dungeons. 🎉😎”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!