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“””Lil’ Mermaid’s Salty Summer Sass-Suit!”” 🧜♀️🌊🌞🔥
Ahoy there, landlubbers! Got a kiddo itching to dive deep into the madness of summer? We’ve gotcha covered – or rather, just barely covered – with our outrageously vibrant, flippin’ fantastic “”Salty Summer Sass-Suit!”” It’s perfect for the next-gen mermaid divas making waves and causing a splashy ruckus! 🌊🍍🦑
The Nitty-Gritty (For those nerds who actually read the tags):
-Crafted from 82% unapologetic sass and 18% spandexy magic.
-Weighing in like a lightweight champ at 6.78 oz./yd.² (230g/m²). But watch out, it’s got a punch that might flex by 5%.
-UPF 50+ – because the only thing we want sizzling is the BBQ, not your lil’ mermaid’s tail.
-Double-layered front – ’cause we’re classy like that.
-Twists, shouts, and grooves like nobody’s business with its four-way stretchy mojo.
-Glamorous bias binding in either “”Midnight Mischief”” black or “”Snowflake Sass”” white.
-Stitched together by the very same elves who make Santa jealous.
-Smoother than a pirate’s pick-up line thanks to our delish microfiber yarn.
-Masterfully crafted by our in-house wizard squad. Yes, they’re real. No, you can’t meet them.
Grown in China, sewed by Mexican and US hands. It’s worldly, like that hipster friend who won’t shut up about their gap year.
European? We’ve got you. It’s also sprinkled with some Polish fairy dust.
But watch out! Keep your Sass-Suit away from the rough and tumble, and for Neptune’s sake, keep it away from that sneaky velcro! We’re all about looking hot, but not the frayed, “”I fought with a sea monster”” kinda way.
Order NOW and let your mini-me dominate the kiddie pool with unparalleled sass and style. Dive deep, dive fast, and remember: we ain’t got no stinkin’ minimums! 🍦🦩🌴🍍🌊”
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