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“””Lil’ Rascals’ Riot Pants!”” 🚀🔥👖

Got a mini-me with a habit of chaos and the mischief level of a caffeinated squirrel? Perfect! Strap those thunder thighs into the ultimate bad-assery: The “Lil’ Rascals’ Riot Pants”.

Why these ain’t your grandma’s leggings:

-Comprised of 82% polyester and 18% spandex: basically, like if a superhero suit had a wild night with your stretchiest pair of undies.
-A whopping weight of 6.78 oz./yd.² (230g/m²). Might fluctuate by 5% because, well, gravity and stuff.
-Rated 50+ UPF, which in normal human language means, the sun’s got nothing on these bad boys.
-Crafted from microfiber yarn so smooth, even a bald ferret would be jealous.
-These suckers are stretchier than a toddler’s attention span. They flex in all directions, cause you know, kiddos be unpredictable.
-Stitched up fancier than your Aunt Patty’s doilies. Overlock and cover stitch? Yep. We fancy.
-Created by our in-house ninjas. Yeah, we’ve got some hidden in the back.

Partly hailing from the lands of China, Lithuania, Mexico, and the US. It’s basically a United Nations of leggings.

Caution: Avoid friction encounters with rough dudes (and surfaces) – they can yank out the angelic white fibers, and trust us, no one wants a bald patch on their legging butt.

Available now for the kiddos who redefine the laws of physics and sanity. Made fresh to order, just like your Nana’s secret cookies. Remember, if you don’t get one now, you’re admitting that kittens might just be cooler than unicorns. 🐱🦄🤷‍♂️🤪”