Accidental Microaggressor – Toddler Short Sleeve Tee

Description

“Tiny Hellraisers, Rejoice! 🎉

Hey there, cheeky monkey! 🐒 Or rather, hey to the bribed-with-cookies parent reading this! We’ve got the ultimate garb for your small human who’s been practicing the ancient art of “”How to cause chaos and melt hearts simultaneously.””

Introducing the “Toddler Terror Tee”! Perfect for:

-Smearing spaghetti sauce
-Mud puddle adventures
-Naptime escapes
-Dual-purpose use as a cape to take flight from the sofa (parent supervision recommended…)
-Crafted with 100% pure unicorn hair…errr, we mean Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. However, our Heather Colombia Blue variant contains 52% combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% polyester. Because even tees can’t resist being a little mixed!

Boastful Specs for Giggles:

-Lighter than your toddler’s fleeting attention span at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²).
-Fits looser than your grip on sanity during a toddler tantrum.
-We swear it’s got 32 singles (but who’s counting?).
-It’s pre-shrunk, unlike your patience.
-Side-seamed for that extra oomph!

Our tiny model is 2, and besides aspiring to be the next cookie monster, wears a 2T size shirt. But really, can you trust a two-year-old with fashion choices?

Get one for your kiddo or gift it to your frenemy whose toddler once painted their cat blue. Either way, this tee’s about to become the next Picasso canvas! 🎨👕🍪”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!