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“For the Mini-Mischief Makers & Planet Protectors! 🌍🎉🦖
Oh, sweet pickles! Got a kiddo that’s a mix of wild dino roars and fairy glitter sneezes? Brace yourself for our “Eco-tastic Tee for Tots!” Perfect for those little ones who care about the environment just as much as they care about their next juice box.
Why’s it kick-ass? (Pardon our French, just blame it on the sugar rush):
-Made of 100% organic ring-spun combed cotton, so soft that even unicorns are jealous.
-Weighs a whopping 4.57 oz/yd² (155 g/m²). That’s like, the weight of 155 gummy bears. (Don’t question our math.)
-It’s as regular as your kiddo’s unpredictable mood swings.
-Arms slide in easier than trying to get them into bed by 7 PM.
-It’s got a collar that’s tighter than your grip on their candy stash.
Eco Bragging Rights:
-It’s blessed by all the eco-fairy godmothers: GRS, OCS, and the high and mighty GOTS.
-It’s so Earth-friendly that Captain Planet sent us a thumbs up!
-Certified by the “”I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter”” OEKO-TEX Standard 100. And hey, it’s even PETA-Approved Vegan, in case your tot decides to nibble on it during a snack attack.
Sourced from Bangladesh because…why not? Just be wary of the sizing, especially for our chunky muffins and string bean sprouts. You know how European sizes are – so posh, so petite. For the American chunk-a-lunks, go one size up!
Order now, before your kiddo throws a tantrum or starts drawing on the walls again! And don’t forget, the more mess they make on the tee, the clearer your eco-message gets! 😉🌍🍭🍼”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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