Walking-Virtue-Signal – Youth Leggings

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“””Youth Gone Wild Leg-Sheaths!”” 🚀🔥🎉

Listen up, you style-deficient adults! If you’re not pimping out your mini-me in our vibrant, scandalous, and face-meltingly rad “Youth Gone Wild Leg-Sheaths”, you’re basically admitting you’ve lost your groove. 🕺

Here’s the hot and spicy lowdown:

-Composed of 82% polyester and 18% spandex: it’s like blending a unicorn’s mane with Spandex-Man’s cape. Pure magic!
-They weigh in at a feisty 6.78 oz./yd.² (230g/m²). Might flex by 5% because, well, these leggings got swagger.
-Packed with a UPF 50+ punch – because the only thing hotter than these leggings is the SUN.
-Spun from the tears of angels (read: smooth and comfy microfiber yarn).
-These puppies have more stretch than a rubber band fight at summer camp. They’ll twist, shout, and boogie without losing their zing.
-Crafted by the rock gods and goddesses in our backroom. Seriously, we pay them in glitter and caffeine.

A multicultural masterpiece: sourced from the spiciest places like China, Lithuania, Mexico, and ‘Murica.

And, for the love of sweet cherries, keep ’em away from scratchy stuff – they’ve got delicate souls (and fibers) that don’t wanna get hurt. No one likes a scratched-up legend.

Order now for the kiddo who’s cooler in their sleep than you are on a dance floor. Fresh, hot, and ready to rock – we’ll whip ’em up on demand. 🚀🎸🍭🦖”