Cat Lives Meowter – Trucker Cap

Description

“””No Truckin’ Way! It’s the Retro Rascal Cap!”” 🧢🚚🔥

Alright, hat-hoarders and cap-culprits, prep those noggin-toppers. Introducing the Retro Trucker Tantrum Thrower, the lid that screams, “”I’m cooler than a polar bear in Ray-Bans!”” Want to strut the sidewalks looking like a roadie from a forgotten ’70s rock band? We’ve got you covered, literally!

What’s the secret sauce?

-Composed of 60% cotton candy dreams and 40% polyester scandal.
-Rockin’ a mid-profile cap, but with an ego that’s definitely high-profile.
-Six-panel of pure sass and structured chaos.
-Stands tall with a 3.5″ crown, ’cause anything less would be a travesty.
-Harder than your ex’s heart, thanks to those hard buckram front panels.
-Mesh back? Because our hat’s hotter than you and needs to breathe!
-The Permacurv® visor and matching undervisor: a peek-a-boo play for the flirty ones out there.
-Snap, crackle, pop! Adjust it with a plastic closure that’s sturdier than your last relationship.
-Got a big ol’ noggin between 21⅝″–23⅝″? Slide right in!

For those who’re geography buffs: These bad boys hail from the exotic lands of Vietnam or Bangladesh, depending on our mood.

Hurry, grab this head-hugger. Make every head turn and truck horn honk with envy! 🧢🚚🎸🔥🤘”