Description
“””Attention Snowflakes and Warm-Heads! Want to hide that disastrous bedhead or simply declare war against winter’s bitchy chill? Slap on this beanie, custom-embroidered to tell the world you’re not just another easily-offended Joe. This bad boy’s thicker than your Aunt Patty’s holiday fruitcake, guaranteeing your noggin stays toastier than a marshmallow on a campfire. Got commitment issues? No worries. Fold the cuff up or down depending on your fashion meltdown for the day. Topped with a pom-pom – because who doesn’t want a fuzzy ball bouncing on their head? It’s the cherry on top of this cold-weather sundae.
-Material: 100% acrylic (and 100% snark).
-Length: 12” – Because size matters, alright.
-Fold-over: 3” cuff – Flip it, fold it, play with it. Your choice, chief.
-Pom-pom: Because your head deserves a playful tickle.
-Size: One size to hug most craniums. Big head or tiny pea, we got ya.
Origin: Whipped up somewhere in Vietnam. Or was it Narnia? Who’s asking?
P.S. Instant gratification junkies – this naughty piece of headgear is made on demand. So, you won’t have to beg. Just pure beanie bliss.”””
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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