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“””No Truckin’ Way! It’s the Retro Rascal Cap!”” ๐งข๐๐ฅ
Alright, hat-hoarders and cap-culprits, prep those noggin-toppers. Introducing the Retro Trucker Tantrum Thrower, the lid that screams, “”I’m cooler than a polar bear in Ray-Bans!”” Want to strut the sidewalks looking like a roadie from a forgotten ’70s rock band? We’ve got you covered, literally!
What’s the secret sauce?
-Composed of 60% cotton candy dreams and 40% polyester scandal.
-Rockin’ a mid-profile cap, but with an ego that’s definitely high-profile.
-Six-panel of pure sass and structured chaos.
-Stands tall with a 3.5โณ crown, ’cause anything less would be a travesty.
-Harder than your ex’s heart, thanks to those hard buckram front panels.
-Mesh back? Because our hat’s hotter than you and needs to breathe!
-The Permacurvยฎ visor and matching undervisor: a peek-a-boo play for the flirty ones out there.
-Snap, crackle, pop! Adjust it with a plastic closure thatโs sturdier than your last relationship.
-Got a big ol’ noggin between 21โ
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For those who’re geography buffs: These bad boys hail from the exotic lands of Vietnam or Bangladesh, depending on our mood.
Hurry, grab this head-hugger. Make every head turn and truck horn honk with envy! ๐งข๐๐ธ๐ฅ๐ค”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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