PISR Logo – Snapback Hat

Description

“””Unapologetically ‘Bad Hat’titude: The Cap-tastrophe!”” 🧢🔥🚀

Listen up, headgear hooligans and noggin ninjas! Toss that dull, dime-a-dozen dome-dud aside and slap on our Blasphemously Bold Snapback! Crafted by the ever-pretentious (but we kinda love ’em) Yupoong. Rockin’ a cocky structured fit, it’ll sit on your cranium like a king on his throne. That flat visor? Perfect for keeping haters and the sun’s judgement at bay.

But wait, there’s a twist! Peek underneath for that sultry green undervisor, making it saucier than grandma’s secret salsa! 🌶️

The Deets:

-Concocted from 80% unicorn mane acrylic and 20% werewolf wool. Because, why not?
-For our woodland warriors, the Green Camo comes in 65% polyester (spun from fairy wings) and 35% cotton (harvested under a double rainbow).
-So structured, it makes your life look messy.
-Sporting 6 eyelets, ’cause it’s always watching… creepy, right?
-Snap it, lock it, rock it with a plastic snap closure.
-Head about 21⅝″–23⅝″ in size? Perfect! If not, we recommend trying it anyway; fashion is pain.

Geography Lesson! It’s born either in Vietnam or Bangladesh. We forget where half the time.

Get your hands on this head-candy and strut down the street with unbridled swank! Get it while it’s hot and your ego’s not! 🎩🤘🚀”