Accidental Microaggressor – Throw Blanket

Description

“Alright, couch potatoes 🥔 and lazy loungers, listen up! Need a rad way to upgrade that Netflix and “”chill”” date? Enter our Throw Blanket, the ultimate nap wingman. Whether you want a shrine to your cat, Mr. Whisker’s dopey face, or some random ‘artsy’ blobs, this bad boy is your canvas. 🖼️🎨

Here’s the saucy scoop:

-Material? 100% polyester, baby! So, no real fur from mythical creatures was harmed.
-It’s got that soft, sultry silk-touch. So gentle, you’d think it’s trying to get to first base.
-Size matters? We’ve got two! Choose from the modest 50″ × 60″ or the more… “”generously proportioned”” 60″ × 80″. 😉
-Printing? Bold and beautiful on one side. The other side’s a virgin white. 🍒
-Toss it in the washing machine after that “”oops”” wine spill. 🍷
-For the allergy-prone, it’s like a hypoallergenic unicorn: Rare and magical.
-Flame retardant? Heck yeah, it ain’t gonna burst into flames after your hot date.

Sourced from… somewhere (China, but who’s asking?).

Psst… a little dirty secret: it gets a helluva press during printing. Give it a good wash before its first spooning session to fluff it up real good.

Snap one up, chuck it on your couch, and let the blanket-based admiration roll in. Or, just have something to snuggle during those cold, lonely nights. 🌙✨😉”