Description
“Ready to feel like the damn Queen (or King) of Sheba? Lather up in luxury with this hand and body wash, and bid adieu to that feeling of being a grimy peasant! Infused with the scent of flowers (probably plucked by Shakespearean virgins), this wash promises a VIP SPA day in the comfort of your hovel. 🌸🍑
Key sexy details you’re itching to know:
-10.14 fl. oz. (or as we like to say, a good weekend’s worth 😉).
-So natural, it’s 98% just out of Eden—dare we say it’s almost birthday suit level?
-Kissed with a scent sweeter than your first love’s breath… before they had that onion sandwich.
-Made in Latvia (yeah, we had to Google where that was too).
-Pump it up! Because everything’s better with a pump. 😉🍆
Instructions (for the noobs): Lather onto that gorgeous body of yours, rinse, and feel like the God/Goddess you are. Just don’t get it in your eyes—they’re for winking, not watering. 🚿😉
Ingredients: A bunch of natural things that sound fancy and are probably harvested under the full moon by a coven of eco-friendly witches. 98% natural AF and whipped up with love by ECOCERT. But seriously: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Parfum/Fragrance, Sodium Chloride, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Limonene**, Benzyl Salicylate**
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**From natural essential oils
Grab yours now, and let’s make showering naughty again! 🚿🔥😜”
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