Description
“Ever dreamt of bathing in a cocktail? While we can’t drown you in tequila (liabilities and all that jazz), we’re offering the next best thing. A libidinous lather that not only wipes the dirt but also your regrets from the previous night. Say goodbye to feeling like last week’s leftover lasagna. Let this sassy, citrusy sensation caress your crusty crevices and elevate you from “”meh”” to “”WOWZA!”” in one wash.🍹
-Size does matter📏: Massive 10.14 fl. oz. (Enough to drown your pet hamster, but don’t.)
-Almost as Natural as Your Aunt Karen’s Nose🌱: 98% natural! But who’s counting?
-Zesty Undressy Scent🌼: Got that citrus swagger to make you feel like a lemony gangster.
-Fragrance from Natural Essential Oils🤘: None of that fake-ass Febreze smell.
-COSMOS NATURAL, Baby🌏: Certified by ECOCERT – they’re a big deal in the eco world, I guess.
-Vegan AF🥬: No bunnies were annoyed in the making.
-Pump It Up!🤖: Comes with a pump. Because everything’s better with a pump, right? 😏
-Made in Latvia🌍: Because… why not?
🚿How to use: Slather. Smother. Sing. Scrub. Scream with joy. (Just don’t get it in your peepers. Ouch!)
🍹Ingredients: Long fancy names. Stuff that sounds organic. Something about quinces. A dash of magic. Maybe a unicorn tear or two. But seriously: Aqua/Water, Sodium Coco-Sulfate, Sodium Cocoamphoacetate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Betaine, Coco-Glucoside, Citric Acid, Sodium Chloride, Parfum/Fragrance, Benzyl Alcohol, Pyrus Cydonia (Quince) Fruit Extract*, Sodium Benzoate, Potassium Sorbate, Linalool**, Citral**, Limonene**.
*Ingredients from Organic Farming
**From natural essential oils
📜Got trust issues? Every bottle comes with a full ingredients list, right on the customizable sticker.
💸Capitalism’s Finest💸: We make it when you order it. No dusty bottles. No minimums. Buy one, buy a hundred, we don’t judge.
So, are you ready to turn your bathroom into the VIP section of the hottest club? Let’s get lathering! 🛀🎉🔥”
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