Body-Count – Stainless steel water bottle

Description

“Ever been betrayed by a cup of lukewarm coffee or a tepid sip of water? Well, we’ve got the solution for all your liquid lovin’ needs: The Stainless Steel Thirst-Quencher-Extreme (or as the boring folks call it, a water bottle).

Here’s what this metallic bad boy brings to your thirsty table:

-Crafted from the highest grade of ‘don’t-you-dare-dent-me’ stainless steel.
-Roomy enough for a whopping 17 oz of your choice brew or H2Whoa!
-Sleek and sexy dimensions that might remind you of your last date…or not. (10.5″ × 2.85″ if you’re into measurements )
-Ever sipped from a bowling pin? No? Well, now’s your chance!
-Glossy finish that’s shinier than your ex’s bald spot.
-Got a problem with odors? Us too. But this cap? Nada. And it won’t spill your secrets—or your drink.
-Whether you’re sipping Satan’s brew (boiling coffee) or glacier melt (super cold water), this flask’s got you. It’s like a thermos but with a personality.
-Careful, though! It’s a delicate diva. Hand-wash only, or it’ll throw a fit.

A lil’ warning for you daredevils: Don’t let your liquid lounge for over 24 hours. It gets crabby, and trust us, you don’t want to deal with stinky H2O.

So, what are you waiting for? Satisfy that thirst with sass, class, and a bit of brassy… steel. ”