Cat Lives Meowter – Stainless steel water bottle

Description

“Ever been betrayed by a cup of lukewarm coffee or a tepid sip of water? Well, we’ve got the solution for all your liquid lovin’ needs: The Stainless Steel Thirst-Quencher-Extreme (or as the boring folks call it, a water bottle). 🍼😜

Here’s what this metallic bad boy brings to your thirsty table:

-Crafted from the highest grade of ‘don’t-you-dare-dent-me’ stainless steel. 💪
-Roomy enough for a whopping 17 oz of your choice brew or H2Whoa! 🌊
-Sleek and sexy dimensions that might remind you of your last date…or not. (10.5″ × 2.85″ if you’re into measurements 😉)
-Ever sipped from a bowling pin? No? Well, now’s your chance! 🎳
-Glossy finish that’s shinier than your ex’s bald spot.
-Got a problem with odors? Us too. But this cap? Nada. And it won’t spill your secrets—or your drink. 🙊
-Whether you’re sipping Satan’s brew (boiling coffee) or glacier melt (super cold water), this flask’s got you. It’s like a thermos but with a personality.
-Careful, though! It’s a delicate diva. Hand-wash only, or it’ll throw a fit. 🧽

A lil’ warning for you daredevils: Don’t let your liquid lounge for over 24 hours. It gets crabby, and trust us, you don’t want to deal with stinky H2O. 🤢

So, what are you waiting for? Satisfy that thirst with sass, class, and a bit of brassy… steel. 💧🍷😆”