Sublimate-to-Create – Shaker pint glass

Description

“Looking to get sloshed in style? Say hello to the pint glass that’s been to more questionable parties than you ever will. Whether you’re toasting at another doomed family gathering or trying to impress someone on your umpteenth Tinder date, this shaker glass will be your partner in crime, even if everything else in your life isn’t working out.😉

-Sinful Sips: Durable glass so you won’t have to cry over spilled beer… or milk, we don’t judge.
-Get Crafty: Slap your questionable designs on it. We dare you!
-Gift One: Ideal for friends you tolerate or that cousin you secretly envy.
-Mix & Match: Stir, shake, shimmy. This glass can do it all! (Dancing skills sold separately.)
-From the Exotic Lands of… China: Because where else?
-Treat it Right: Keep it away from microwaves and dishwashers. It’s more high maintenance than your ex.

📝 Snooty Small Print:

-Embrace the imperfections. It’s handmade, like your grandma’s ugly sweater.
-Some graphics might have clingy white edges. Like your tan lines from those embarrassing shorts.
-Transparent designs? Might not be your best move, just like last night’s drunk text.

🛍️ Fresh to Death: Whipped up on-demand. Because we’re fancy like that.

So, ready to gulp down your bad decisions in a pint glass that’s sassier than you? Add to cart, you naughty guzzler! 🕺🍹🔥”