Walking-Virtue-Signal – Wine tumbler

Description

“Ever been judged for downing a glass of Pinot at 10 AM? Or sipping some ‘secret sauce’ at that boring office meeting? Say no more. Introducing the not-so-innocent Wine Tumbler, aka your partner in ‘liquid’ crime. 😈

Here’s why this bad boy (or girl—we don’t judge) should be your next guilty pleasure:

-A space for 12 oz of your favorite adult juice (or 355 ml if you’re fancy). Enough to get the conversations rolling or put an end to them.
-Sleek dimensions that fit oh-so-snuggly into your hand: 4.7″ × 3.5″. It’s like holding hands with a tall, slim…glass.
-Built from ‘Don’t-even-try-it’ high-grade stainless steel, tougher than your mom’s meatloaf. 🤯
-Featuring a double-wall vacuum seal so your drink can chill harder than you on a weekend, for almost 5 frickin’ hours!
-It’s got curves in all the right places. I mean, who doesn’t love a unique shape that can stand out in a crowd?

Quick word of caution for you fancy folks: This tumbler has some diva vibes. It hates dishwashers and microwaves, so show some love with a gentle hand-wash. 🧽

Ready to elevate your drink game or just wanna stir up some office gossip? Bottoms up! Drink responsibly (or at least discreetly). 😜🍸🥂”