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“Introducing our museum-quality (yeah, like that time you “”accidentally”” touched the Mona Lisa) posters, designed to mask that hole you made during an impromptu wall-wrestling session. 🤼♂️
This ain’t your grandma’s toilet paper. We’re talking:
-Thick as hell: 10.3 mil. And, no, mil isn’t short for your mother-in-law.
-Heavy enough to knock some sense into you: 189 g/m². Please, don’t actually try.
-Almost as opaque as your last drunk text: 94% opacity. 🍻
-Bright AF. Like, ‘staring into the sun because you thought it’d be a fun idea’ bright: ISO brightness of 104%. 😎
Whipped up in a place more sophisticated than your last date’s choice in wine – Japan. 🍣
But the cherry on top? We’ll pop these bad boys out like hotcakes, on demand, with no minimum. Perfect for you commitment-phobes out there! 🕺😜”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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