Im-Not-Broke,-Im-on-a-Diet – Canvas

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“Ever seen a canvas that’s more stable than your last relationship? Well, now you have:

-Non-acidic, unlike that one ex 🐍: Totally acid-free and PH-neutral.
-So thick, you’d think it’s compensating for something: A whopping 20.5 mil!
-Weighing in like a featherweight champ: Canvas fabric tipping the scales at 13.9 oz/yd² (470 g/m²).
-Texture that’s so rich, you’d want to touch it, but don’t – seriously, hands off! 🚫

But wait, there’s more (infomercial voiceover style)!
-Mounting brackets? You bet your sweet buns they’re included! And the canvas? Prettier than a double rainbow with its fade-resistant quality.
-What’s holding this masterpiece together? Wood stretcher bars that are glued tighter than your aunt’s fake eyelashes. 🙄 And a depth of 1.5″”, perfect for dramatic effect.

Whether you’re in the US or Latvia, we’ve got you. We source the blank canvas from both because, you know, fancy international vibes.

Slide into the art world on the cheap and quick. So, get yours, or gift it to that friend who thinks finger painting is “”abstract art.”” 🎁🤪🤡”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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<p><strong class='size-guide-title'>Size guide</strong></p><div class='table-responsive dynamic' data-unit-system='imperial'><table cellpadding='5'><tbody><tr><td> </td><td><strong>12″×12″</strong></td><td><strong>12″×16″</strong></td><td><strong>16″×16″</strong></td><td><strong>16″×20″</strong></td><td><strong>18″×24″</strong></td><td><strong>24″×36″</strong></td></tr><tr><td><strong>Height (inches)</strong></td><td>12</td><td>12</td><td>16</td><td>16</td><td>18</td><td>24</td></tr><tr><td><strong>Width (inches)</strong></td><td>12</td><td>16</td><td>16</td><td>20</td><td>24</td><td>36</td></tr></tbody></table></div>