I Support Boobies – Women’s Recycled Athletic Shorts

Description

“Ladies and gents, prepare to have your minds blown and your nether regions invigorated! 🍑🔥

Introducing the “”Do-It-All Daredevil Duds”” – the shorts so versatile, they’ve been on more adventures than your risqué Aunt Sheila. Whether you’re chasing your dog, your dreams, or just trying to get in a quick skinny dip away from judgmental eyes, these bad boys have got you covered. Literally.

Eco-sexy specs:

-A sizzling blend of 91% recycled polyester (because Mother Earth is a MILF) and 9% spandex. Watch out, it might just hug you back.
-Weighing in at a breezy 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²), they’re lighter than your ex’s promises.
-Engage in sweaty pursuits? Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber keeps you dry, in more ways than one.
-Breathable and dries faster than you can say “”That was unexpected!””
-UPF50+ protection. Sunburns are for rookies.
-Features an elastic waistband so forgiving, it won’t judge last night’s taco binge. Topped off with a sultry white drawstring, for when you need things a little tighter.
-Mesh side pockets, because where else are you gonna store those questionable decisions?
-An inseam shorter than your patience at a DMV line: 2.5″ (6.35 cm).
-Stitched with love, lust, and a hint of mischief by a team that’s seen too many of your wild designs and probably needs therapy now.

Eco-friendly? Check. OEKO-TEX Standard 100 & Global Recycled Standard (GRS) certified. It’s like giving our planet a little lap dance.

Where do they hail from? Parts from the mysterious lands of China, crafted with the touch of an international lover.

Got a burning desire to wear these now? No lines, no waits. Dive into the scandalous world of the “”Do-It-All Daredevil Duds””! 🔥🍆🍑🍺🌮”