Description
“Hold onto your Downward Dogs and bendy bits, because these All-Over Print Yoga Leggings are hotter than your grandma’s salsa and more controversial than that thing you found in your sister’s room! 🌶🔥
Ever wondered how to make your butt look even more fabulous during the ‘look-at-my-ass downward dog pose’? Look no further! These leg-huggers are as stretchy as your ex’s truths and as forgiving as your mum after you crashed the family car.
Deliciously Saucy Specs:
-Made of 82% polyester (your new synthetic BFF) and 18% spandex (the stuff that keeps everything… perky).
-Weighing in like a featherweight champion at 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²).
-UPF 50+ because your thighs deserve VIP sun protection.
-Four-way stretch for when you accidentally do the splits at the bar. It happens.
-Smooth, sultry microfiber yarn to caress your every curve.
-Raised waistband: for that little tummy tuck without the surgery!
-A soft, 0.25″ (0.6 cm) wide, clear elastic waistband because nobody likes their undies digging in.
-Triangle-shaped gusset crotch. Sounds fancy, is fancy.
-A cheeky optional pocket inside, perfectly sized for… well, we won’t ask.
-Made with a sprinkle of laughter, a dash of inappropriateness, and a whole lot of love by a team now questioning their life choices.
And hey, if you’re looking for the fine print, we’ve got certificates up the wazoo! But seriously, treat these babies like you would a first date: avoid rough stuff to keep things smooth.
Order now and get ready to be the most scandalous pretzel in the yoga class! 🍑🥨🧘♀️🔥🤸♂️”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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