Description
“Hold on to your panties and moral compass, because this skater dress is about to launch you into the stratosphere of scandalous chic!
Introducing… The “”Whoa, Did She Just?!”” Sleeveless Skater Dress. This ain’t your grandma’s Sunday church dress (unless your grandma was a show-stopping diva, then maybe…). 😜
Racy Rundown:
-Crafted with 82% “”Oh, Hell Yes!”” polyester and 18% “”Feel Me Up”” spandex. Bow-chicka-wow-wow! 🍑
-Weightier than a tequila-fueled night of bad decisions at 6.78 oz./yd.² (give or take the weight of that questionable burrito you had last night).
-Feels smoother than a buttered-up politician trying to win your vote.
-Boasts a flirty, mid-thigh skirt that’s begging for a twirl, a wind machine, and possibly a chorus line.
-Elastic waistline that’s forgiving, unlike your last date.
-Expertly stitched by our house elves who’ve had one too many espresso shots.
-UPF 50+, because even bad girls need protection from those scorching rays.
Components whispered into existence from the far-off and mysterious realms of China.
FYI, sugar: Let’s keep things a bit classy and avoid things that are rougher than your ex’s attitude. We wouldn’t want to damage this masterpiece, would we?
No commitment issues here! Get it when you want it, no strings attached. Slide into this dress and let the world know you’ve arrived – and you’re here to SLAY! 🔥👠🍸👑”
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