Description
“Hold onto your knickers, folks! 🩲
Enter the “”Sassy as Hell Skater Skirt””: The sultry little number you didn’t know your wardrobe was crying out for until now. Want to make heads turn and tongues wag? Slap this naughty skirt on and watch the world swoon. (You’ve gotta bring the sass yourself!)
Naughty Nitty Gritty:
-A sinful blend of 82% polyester and 18% spandex. You won’t know whether to wear it or cuddle it. Why not do both?
-Has a thicc-ness level of 6.78 oz./yd.² (230 g/m²). Your grandma’s quilt? Not even close.
-Smoother than your pick-up lines.
-UPF 50+ because even badasses need to protect their skin.
-Reaches that saucy mid-thigh. Like the Goldilocks of skirts, not too long, not too short—just right.
-Features an elastic waistband. Ready for that food baby or your next wild adventure.
-Overlock seams and a coverstitch hemline. Because unraveling at the club (or in life) is just not on the agenda.
-Crafted with some serious love, this beauty is printed, cut, and hand-sewn by a team of experts who probably had to take several breaks because of how hot this skirt is. 🔥
Just a teeny warning: Steer this stunner clear of rough surfaces. It’s a little sensitive, just like us after a couple of glasses of wine. Rough stuff can yank out its delicate white fibers, which is a major party foul.
Where’s it from? A sassy collaboration between the US, Mexico, EU, China, and Lithuania. Talk about international relations!
No waiting in line, no minimums. ‘Cause who’s got time for that?
Ready to set the world on fire? Add this bad boy to your cart. 🔥🌶🍾🎉🛍”
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