Accidental Microaggressor – Crop Top

Description

“Alright, you cheeky devils and sultry sirens! Ready to bare it all (well, almost) and set the streets ablaze with scandal and sass? 🔥👀

Feast your eyes on the “”I’m Not Even Trying But Damn!”” All-Over Print Crop Top. It’s tighter than your last relationship and twice as attention-grabbing! 😜

Salacious Specs:

-Crafted from 82% party-proof polyester and 18% “”Is that a SPANDEX in your shirt or are you just happy to see me?””.
-Feels heavy enough to be quality but light enough not to feel like medieval armor at 6.78 oz./yd.², give or take a sneeze.
-Made with microfiber yarn – because who needs a boyfriend when your shirt can be this smooth and comfy? 💅
-Four-way stretch to accommodate your dance moves, yoga poses, and those accidental splits after too many cocktails.
-It hugs every. single. curve. Your ex called; they’re jealous.
-Handcrafted with love, mischief, and possibly some voodoo by our in-house tribe of misfits.

Some parts whispered into existence from the mystical land of China.

Note to the wild at heart: Avoid frolicking near sandpapers, cacti, or exes with prickly personalities. They can be rough on this beauty and might pull out the innocent white fibers.

Zero commitment needed; there’s no minimum order. Because who needs added pressure in life? Get it, flaunt it, own it! 😘🎉🍸🌟🍹🚀”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!