Description
“Hey, you mischievous deviant! Tired of wearing those uptight tees that choke the humor out of you? Let’s change that.
Introducing the Gildan soft-style tee, the only shirt that’s survived our wild parties and questionable life choices. It’s like the naughty lovechild of durability and comfort, designed to withstand your most regrettable decisions. In this tee, you can be the talk of the town without even saying a word.
Materials? Oh honey, we’re not just throwing random fabrics at you:
-Solid colors: 100% ring-spun cotton. So pure it’s almost NSFW.
-Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester. Because sometimes you gotta blend in to stand out.
-Dark Heather: A scandalous 65% polyester, 35% cotton mix. We’re all a bit mixed up, aren’t we?
More saucy specs for your nerdy side:
-Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²). Because we know size and weight matters… for shirts.
-A regular fit for irregular folks.
-Tubular construction: Yes, it sounds dirty, and no, we won’t explain it.
-Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, because we’ve got your back. Well, your shoulders.
-Quarter-turned to avoid that pesky middle crease. Because we know the only crease you like is the one on your bed sheets.
Origin? We source our blank products from exotic lands like Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, and Guatemala. Think of them as postcards from places you swore you’d never visit again after that one spring break trip.
Buy now, regret later! Or don’t. This tee is made fresh on demand, hotter than your last date! 😉🔥👚”
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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