ASEAN’s Guide to Regional Unity: How to Agree to Disagree Agreeably
ASEAN’s Guide to Regional Unity: How to Agree to Disagree Agreeably
In a world where regional cooperation is as challenging as getting durian stains out of your favorite shirt, ASEAN has mastered the art of fostering unity among its diverse member states. Follow this handy guide to learn how to “agree to disagree agreeably” and keep the regional peace!
Step 1: Master the Art of Smiling and Nodding
The key to regional unity is mastering the “Nod and Smile” technique. When faced with a contentious issue, simply smile and nod along, even if you have no idea what’s being said. Remember, a smile is the universal language of diplomacy!
The “Nod and Smile” Technique
Edward Übermensch, PISR’s German Content Editor, offers his take: “As a proud German, I believe in precision and clarity. However, I must admit that ASEAN’s ‘Nod and Smile’ technique is a masterclass in maintaining appearances while navigating the murky waters of regional cooperation.”
Step 2: Embrace the Power of Vague Statements
When agreements seem out of reach, embrace the power of vague statements. The “Neither Here Nor There” approach involves using phrases like “We’ll consider it” or “Let’s revisit this later” to keep the conversation going without committing to anything concrete.
The “Neither Here Nor There” Approach
Mastering the art of vagueness is crucial in ASEAN diplomacy.
By using ambiguous language, you can maintain the illusion of progress while sidestepping potential disagreements. It’s like a verbal smoke bomb!
Step 3: Perfect the “Agreeable Disagreement” Handshake
The final step in fostering regional unity is perfecting the “Agreeable Disagreement” handshake. This handshake conveys a sense of unity and cooperation, even when you’re secretly thinking, “I can’t believe I’m shaking hands with this guy.”
In conclusion, ASEAN’s approach to regional unity is a masterclass in “agreeing to disagree agreeably.” By mastering the art of smiling and nodding, embracing vague statements, and perfecting the “Agreeable Disagreement” handshake, ASEAN has shown the world that regional cooperation is possible, even if it’s built on a foundation of diplomatic smoke and mirrors.
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