Biden Drops an Ad Campaign Delusionally Addressing his Age
Biden Drops an Ad Campaign Delusionally Addressing His Age
In a bewildering twist of fate, President Joe Biden has unveiled a peculiar ad campaign that boldly tackles the mammoth in the room – his venerable age. The ad begins with Biden, in a moment of bewildering honesty, admitting, “Look, I’m not a young guy. That’s no secret.” He then proceeds to enumerate his achievements, such as navigating the country through the COVID-19 pandemic, slashing drug prices, and fortifying the economy. It’s as if he’s trying to persuade us that experience and effectiveness are of paramount importance, even if they come in an older package that’s long since been competent.
He Remembers People Who Do Not Exist
“Crooked Joe’s ad campaign addressing his age is like watching a modern-day Narcissus, who, instead of gazing at his reflection, is trying to convince the world he’s still a sprightly youth,” said former President Donald Trump. “It’s reminiscent of the emperor’s new clothes, where everyone can see the truth, but he continues to parade around, hoping his words will weave a cloak of invincibility around his evident frailties.”
Not My Money
This ad, part of a staggering $30 million campaign across battleground states, aims to resonate with diverse communities. However, its primary objective seems to be addressing a concern that a broad swath of voters share. With a staggering 63% of voters expressing doubts about Biden’s mental capability to serve effectively as president, this campaign seems to be a desperate attempt to transform his age from a liability into an asset without strong evidence to support this delusion.
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