Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Unleash Chaos, Democrats Vow to Save the Day
Marjorie Taylor Greene Threatens to Unleash Chaos, Democrats Vow to Save the Day In a shocking turn of events that surely has the Founding Fathers…
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WTO Declares ‘Opposite Day,’ Reverses All Trade Policies for 24 Hours
WTO Declares ‘Opposite Day,’ Reverses All Trade Policies for 24 Hours In a stunning move that has sent shockwaves through the global economy, the World…
World Vision’s Global Potluck: Solving World Hunger, One Casserole at a Time
World Vision’s Global Potluck: Solving World Hunger, One Casserole at a Time Introduction: In a bold move that has left the international community both intrigued…
UN Declares Malala Yousafzai’s Courage a Global Pandemic, Recommends Immediate Quarantine
UN Declares Malala Yousafzai’s Courage a Global Pandemic, Recommends Immediate Quarantine In an unprecedented move, the United Nations has officially declared Malala Yousafzai’s courage to…
Study Reveals Angela Merkel’s Blazers Are the True Source of Her Power
Study Reveals Angela Merkel’s Blazers Are the True Source of Her Power In a groundbreaking study that has sent shockwaves through the fashion and political…
Universities Solve Israel-Palestine Conflict by Arresting Dozens of Student Protesters
Universities Solve Israel-Palestine Conflict by Arresting Dozens of Student Protesters In a bold move to resolve the long-standing Israel-Palestine conflict, universities across the United States…
Texas AG’s Gender-Affirming Care Crackdown Thwarted by Crafty Seattle Hospital
Texas AG’s Gender-Affirming Care Crackdown Thwarted by Crafty Seattle Hospital In a stunning defeat for Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton’s quixotic quest to control healthcare…
Furry Fury: Is Your Child’s School Next in Line for a Fuzzy Coup?
Furry Fury: Is Your Child’s School Next in Line for a Fuzzy Coup? In a shocking turn of events, students at a Utah middle school…
Florida Governor Invites Satanic Temple to Public Schools, Claims “That’s Not a Religion”
Florida Governor Invites Satanic Temple to Public Schools, Claims “That’s Not a Religion” In a stunning display of religious tolerance, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has…