University Unveils 3D Printer Capable of World Domination
University Unveils 3D Printer Capable of World Domination In a shocking revelation, the University of Maine has unveiled a colossal 3D printer that experts believe…
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Breaking News: Reuters Reports on Judy Woodruff’s Groundbreaking Discovery of Gravity
Breaking News: Reuters Reports on Judy Woodruff’s Groundbreaking Discovery of Gravity In an unprecedented turn of events, Reuters has reported that Judy Woodruff, the venerable…
All Hail AlphaFold 3, the AI Deity That Will Cure Death and Explain Life, the Universe, and Everything
All Hail AlphaFold 3, the AI Deity That Will Cure Death and Explain Life, the Universe, and Everything In a stunning turn of events, AlphaFold…
From Lab Coats to Leather Jackets: The Rise of AI Drug Lords
From Lab Coats to Leather Jackets: The Rise of AI Drug Lords While AI has been making impressive strides in drug discovery, promising to revolutionize…
SCIENTISTS HATE HIM: Local Man Discovers One Weird Trick to Hack Your Life With Science
SCIENTISTS HATE HIM: Local Man Discovers One Weird Trick to Hack Your Life With Science California man Andrew Huberman has the health hack to end…
UN Declares Malala Yousafzai’s Courage a Global Pandemic, Recommends Immediate Quarantine
UN Declares Malala Yousafzai’s Courage a Global Pandemic, Recommends Immediate Quarantine In an unprecedented move, the United Nations has officially declared Malala Yousafzai’s courage to…
Extra! Extra! The New York Times Debuts Avocado Toast Edition for Millennials
Extra! Extra! The New York Times Debuts Avocado Toast Edition for Millennials In a bid to attract younger readers, The New York Times has announced…
Crikey! David Attenborough Turns the Lens on Himself, Unveils Rare Specimen
Crikey! David Attenborough Turns the Lens on Himself, Unveils Rare Specimen In a surprising twist, renowned naturalist and broadcaster David Attenborough has turned his signature…
CERN’s Casual Fridays: A Subatomic Fashion Catastrophe
CERN’s Casual Fridays: A Subatomic Fashion Catastrophe In a shocking turn of events, the esteemed scientists at CERN have decided to let their hair down…