Trump Vows to Deport All Non-Native Americans in Bold New Immigration Plan
Trump Vows to Deport All Non-Native Americans in Bold New Immigration Plan In a stunning announcement during his visit to the U.S.-Mexico border, former President…
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Revenge of the Test-Makers: Ex-Education Secretary Unveils ‘Standardized Tests for Policy Makers’
Revenge of the Test-Makers: Ex-Education Secretary Unveils ‘Standardized Tests for Policy Makers’ In a stunning turn of events, the former U.S. Secretary of Education has…
Clucking Crazy: Chicken Translator App Discovers Fowl Language
Clucking Crazy: Chicken Translator App Discovers Fowl Language In a move that’s ruffling feathers across the poultry world, Mercy For Animals has hatched a plan…
National Rally’s Demand for ‘Patriotic’ Eiffel Tower Repainting Leaves Tourists Puzzled and Picturesque Paris in Peril
National Rally’s Demand for ‘Patriotic’ Eiffel Tower Repainting Leaves Tourists Puzzled and Picturesque Paris in Peril In a stunning display of patriotic fervor that would…
AI Smells Human Obsolescence: Fragrance Industry’s Robotic Revolution
AI Smells Human Obsolescence: Fragrance Industry’s Robotic Revolution In a world where artificial intelligence is already outperforming humans in sight and hearing, the last bastion…
National Public Data Breach: A Revolutionary Step Towards True Transparency
National Public Data Breach: A Revolutionary Step Towards True Transparency In a groundbreaking move towards ultimate transparency, National Public Data has decided to take its…
Liberal Party’s New Apologetic Slogan Sparks Wave of Canadian Self-Deprecation
Liberal Party’s New Apologetic Slogan Sparks Wave of Canadian Self-Deprecation In a move that has left Canadians both amused and apologetic, the Liberal Party has…
Harvard Embraces the Future: TikTok Skills Now Key to College Admissions Success
Harvard Embraces the Future: TikTok Skills Now Key to College Admissions Success In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the academic world, Harvard…
Watson’s ‘Sarcasm Gene’ Discovery Backfires Hilariously, Leads to Global Epidemic of Eye-Rolling
Watson’s ‘Sarcasm Gene’ Discovery Backfires Hilariously, Leads to Global Epidemic of Eye-Rolling In a breakthrough that has the scientific community collectively arching their eyebrows into…