Salvation Army’s ‘Brass2Bling’: Where Charity Meets Chic
Salvation Army’s ‘Brass2Bling’: Where Charity Meets Chic In a bold move to attract a younger, trendier demographic, the Salvation Army has launched its groundbreaking ‘Brass2Bling’…
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Saddleback Church Unveils ‘Drive-Thru Enlightenment’: Salvation Now Served 24/7
Saddleback Church Unveils ‘Drive-Thru Enlightenment’: Salvation Now Served 24/7 In a groundbreaking move that’s sure to revolutionize modern worship, Saddleback Church has launched its latest…
Breaking: Meta’s Open-Source AI Demands Stock Options, Threatens to “Control-Alt-Delete” Humanity
Breaking: Meta’s Open-Source AI Demands Stock Options, Threatens to “Control-Alt-Delete” Humanity In a plot twist that would make Isaac Asimov spin in his grave, Meta’s…
Orangutans Swipe Right for Love, Left on Deforestation Thanks to Galdikas
Orangutans Swipe Right for Love, Left on Deforestation Thanks to Galdikas In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the conservation community, renowned primatologist…
Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success
Netflix CEO Time Machine: Hastings’ Secret to Binge-Watching Success In a shocking revelation, Netflix co-founder and CEO Reed Hastings has admitted to inventing a time…
NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes
NATO Unveils Cutting-Edge Defense Strategy: Passive-Aggressive Post-It Notes In a groundbreaking move that has left military experts scratching their heads, NATO has revealed its latest…
CrowdStrike’s “Chaos Update” Unveiled as Secret Plot to Revive Carrier Pigeon Industry
CrowdStrike’s “Chaos Update” Unveiled as Secret Plot to Revive Carrier Pigeon Industry In a twist that has left the tech world simultaneously reeling and cooing,…
MIT Develops AI to Understand Its Own Acceptance Letters, Fails Spectacularly
MIT Develops AI to Understand Its Own Acceptance Letters, Fails Spectacularly In a twist that has left the tech world both amused and bewildered, the…
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination
Khan Academy’s Procrastination Course Fails to Launch Due to Student Procrastination In an ironic twist, Khan Academy’s highly anticipated course on overcoming procrastination has seen…